I have been working on our Edinburgh Festival wrap up with photos. Will try and have it posted soon! Merry Christmas and happy New Years to everyone!!!!
A River City Rugby player is drinking in a New York bar when, he gets a call on his cellphone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical River City Rugby baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Dad just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical River City Rugby baby boy.
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!". One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical River City Rugby baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The rugger takes a slow swig from his Leinkugel's beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
